Comments on: Fertile Mertyl And Others.

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:26:11 +0000

Could do it the way my uncle did when babysitting me… hold by one ankle and flush repeatedly.
Now that I think of it, this could explain a lot of my adulthood.

By: Bunny

Bunny — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:23:52 +0000

Amen sista!

We tried childproofing our house, but damn little buggers got in anyway.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:34:36 +0000

Just drown the fucking thing before it becomes a problem

Almost made me spit my drink out. Except, I wasn’t drinking anything.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:25:21 +0000

high five to friend, Moi!

and boy is my carpet ruined.

By: moi

moi — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:38:48 +0000

Whenever someone asks why me and my spousal unit never spawned, I just steal from Rita Rudner and say: “Well, we do have dogs. We’d rather ruin the carpet than our lives.”

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:04:55 +0000

It’s too late for them now. Unless they throw the baby out with the bathwater. The only thing you can do now is send gifts of booze and anti-depressants.

By: kono

kono — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:54:29 +0000

i quote Snoop Dogg — “Fatherhood is a lifestyle” My kid’s baby shower had an open bar and the girl works in a restuarant so all the waitresses and bartenders got go tipped gooood.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:20:56 +0000

Baby showers are easy.

You use one of those detachable shower spray nozzles…or a turkey baster.

Although..a turkey baster is probably how most of these chicks got into this predicament in the first place.

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:02:52 +0000

If they aren’t careful, they’ll get defective one’s like I have!!! Then you spend the rest of your life and all your cash taking care of a defective carrier monkey who couldn’t care less….

By: servlet

servlet — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:32:44 +0000

I had a baby shower in my restaurant the other day. They were supposed to have twenty but only showed up with fifteen. They used the residual 6-top for cake and presents and occupied a server’s entire section for the entire lunch rush.

Worse, they tipped less than 15%, and their server walked with $16 that day. Oh, but he did get the verbal tip…

Boo.

By: becky

becky — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:21:32 +0000

I think I agree with you. DD and her hormones are driving me mad. I would take being shot dead right now over living another day. It’s that bad.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:32:12 +0000

i thought a baby shower is where people dropped them from balconies on unsuspecting people on the street below. Oops…

By: Abbadon

Abbadon — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:21:28 +0000

I love it! And I whole heartedly agree!

And why lick your money when you can wipe it on your ass before passing it on to people in the union?