Comments on: I Licked Your Toast. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/ Just slinging eggs Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:29:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2609 Mr. DNA Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:16:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2609 Thanks. ummm Yeah, thanks. Yes, I'm cooking at home tonight, why do you ask? Thanks.

ummm

Yeah, thanks.

Yes, I’m cooking at home tonight, why do you ask?

]]> By: kono http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2605 kono Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:14:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2605 the last person you mess with in restuarant is the waiter/waitress, the general public is stoopid, they need to read/watch Fight Club and pay close attention to the scene at the country club. the last person you mess with in restuarant is the waiter/waitress, the general public is stoopid, they need to read/watch Fight Club and pay close attention to the scene at the country club.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2604 daisyfae Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:33:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2604 kind of erotic - "baby, i totally wanna lick your toast. scrape it across my tongue slowly, feeling every tweak of my tastebuds against that gravelly and rough, butter-greased surface..." kind of erotic - “baby, i totally wanna lick your toast. scrape it across my tongue slowly, feeling every tweak of my tastebuds against that gravelly and rough, butter-greased surface…”

]]> By: Abbadon http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2603 Abbadon Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:46:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2603 Some bodily fluids mix well with tapioca pudding. And mayonnaise. Just sayin', is all... Some bodily fluids mix well with tapioca pudding. And mayonnaise.

Just sayin’, is all…

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2602 moooooog35 Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:01:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2602 You should see what I'm doing to your scrambled eggs. You should see what I’m doing to your scrambled eggs.

]]> By: Catscratch Diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2600 Catscratch Diva Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:47:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2600 Oh, now that just ain't right. I'm not a bitch of a customer. I'm always sweet & I suppose I'm tipping well for that DNA. Oh, now that just ain’t right. I’m not a bitch of a customer. I’m always sweet & I suppose I’m tipping well for that DNA.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2599 Woeful Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:33:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2599 I drink your milkshake! I drink your milkshake!

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2598 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:29:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/06/11/i-licked-your-toast/#comment-2598 It's like giving your customers a free French kiss. It’s like giving your customers a free French kiss.

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