If you are anything like me you like to enjoy your dinner in the late afternoon or early evening. The only problem is I wanted to move my dining area outside. It makes it nice to watch the sunset. So, I shopped around for some patio furniture and bought a nice table and ONE chair. You know, so no one else could join me while I’m eating my tofu, greens. Now that I have a comfy place to sit and eat away from everyone the damn lizards keep trying to eat my salad, the birds are shitting in my hair, and the squirrels steal my nuts. I guess it didn’t work out as I had planned. Instead I got every stinking non-human, furry, feathery, scaley visitor to my patio dining room. Does anyone know where I can get a flame thrower?