After a twelve hour day it takes a bottle of tequilla, scotch, whiskey, and a few beers to start relaxing my neck muscles. Then after that a xanax or two because my head feels like someone on a treadmill has been jogging on my brain. Shortly there after I can finally move head and face forward. Now that I can reach the straw, let the drinking begin. I start with screw drivers in order to tighten the screws that were worked loose by first customer. Then a whole lotta Pina coladas, to hold on to the four hours of vacation I had this last year. Some rum and honey buns to get my blood sugar back up. At last when I’m at ease I’ll settle in to a sweet cup of Khalua and coffee so I can stay up for the late movie. A nice warm glass of brandy to settle me into bed. Damn. I have to go to the store. I’m out of breakfast beer.