I think I had mentioned before that I had been looking for a change of scenery. A new place to spit in peoples food. So, I have planed a trip to North Carolina. I called a few places to rent. The best thing about it was I would get to visit thirty restaurants in need of a professional saliva applicator. I don’t know if I will like it in North Carolina, but I have already spit in the food of every tourist from there. Since none of them have complained, I think I can get a job there easy.
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on June 12th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Ah-HA! You’re out of town! Was wondering why you hacked up so many festive posts in one day! I thought it was just the crack talkin’…. NC is nice. Half the humidity and all the stupidity of FL – but a lot cheaper to live there!
on June 13th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Here’s to procuring a position withing “spitting” distance of your rental!
on June 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Well Jacksonville sux salt covered donkey balls so I would not suggest moving here.
However, the restaurant service does suck.
on June 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Are you on the run baby? How cool is that?
on June 16th, 2008 at 9:18 am
I hate N.C.
I’m here because my S/O is in the army. So we are stationed at Ft. Bragg. Maybe the Outter Banks is nicer, but I promise you, these people want to continue their inbreeding process.