Wait N.C.
I think I had mentioned before that I had been looking for a change of scenery. A new place to spit in peoples food. So, I have planed a trip to North Carolina. I called a few places to rent. I finally decided to rent from a place called Outer Banks rentals. The best thing about it was I would get to visit thirty restaurants in need of a professional saliva applicator. I don’t know if I will like it in North Carolina, but I have already spit in the food of every tourist from there. Since none of them have complained, I think I can get a job there easy.
daisyfae on June 12th, 2008
Ah-HA! You’re out of town! Was wondering why you hacked up so many festive posts in one day! I thought it was just the crack talkin’…. NC is nice. Half the humidity and all the stupidity of FL - but a lot cheaper to live there!
Blondefabulous on June 13th, 2008
Here’s to procuring a position withing “spitting” distance of your rental!
pajama momma on June 13th, 2008
Well Jacksonville sux salt covered donkey balls so I would not suggest moving here.
However, the restaurant service does suck.
Axey on June 13th, 2008
Are you on the run baby? How cool is that?
Ashia on June 16th, 2008
I hate N.C.
I’m here because my S/O is in the army. So we are stationed at Ft. Bragg. Maybe the Outter Banks is nicer, but I promise you, these people want to continue their inbreeding process.