Vaseline Stock Just Went Up.
Gays are allowed to get married in California now, which got me to thinking. How is it that a butthole can be the deciding factor for a legal marriage? That’s just crappy. Is it really that big of a fricking deal to marry in the same species? This gay marrying thing couldn’t have come at a better time too. California’s economy will get a big boost with the sale of all them flowers, men’s jewelry , and Spandex. Another good thing, same sex marriages will help with population control. Like old people, they don’t make babies. And we all know, babies stress the environment something major.
daisyfae on June 17th, 2008
Hmmm… so if gays are getting married, doesn’t that mean they’ll actually be getting less sex? i’m selling my Vaseline. the stock, that is… not sure there’s a market on eBay for half-used tubs of the original Love-goo.
walker on June 17th, 2008
I just think all it will do is help bring the divorce rate up higher.
Number one reason for getting a divorce would be that the partner was a pain in the ass
Abbadon on June 17th, 2008
So this gay guy is rubbing Vaseline on his bald head. His boyfriend says, “What the fuck are you doing?”
Baldy says “I just read that Vaseline promotes hair growth”.
“That’s bullshit” says the BF (BOY FRIEND, get your mind out of the gutter!)
“How do YOU know it’s BS?” asks Baldy.
“Well, think about it.” says the BF. “If that were true we’d have ponytails growing out of our assholes!”
Gorilla Bananas on June 18th, 2008
Aren’t gay men allowed to donate their sperm? Having a gay man’s baby could be the latest thing once Britney does it.
kyknoord on June 18th, 2008
I don’t see any reason why heterosexuals should be the only ones who suffer.
moooooog35 on June 18th, 2008
Somewhere, Jesus is feeding St. Peter grapes and laughing.
moi on June 18th, 2008
Let the gays marry and suddenly, neighborhoods in formerly crap ass condition begin to blossom with gentrification. Works for Moi.
LeeAnn on June 19th, 2008
At some point in any marriage, there comes the time when either partner, regardless of genitalia, thinks:
I have married a complete asshole.
and
I just got royally buggered. And not in that good happy $5 hoochie way, either.
savannah on June 20th, 2008
LOL…it all comes down to commerce in the end, sugar! (no pun intended) xoxox
beaverboosh on June 22nd, 2008
Vaseline is so old school… the stock in Anal Joy Lube is currently breaking out and looking to trend…
Catscratch Diva on June 24th, 2008
Excellent Point!