Comments on: Vaseline Stock Just Went Up.

By: Catscratch Diva

Catscratch Diva — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:14:35 +0000

Excellent Point!

By: beaverboosh

beaverboosh — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:00:01 +0000

Vaseline is so old school… the stock in Anal Joy Lube is currently breaking out and looking to trend…

By: savannah

savannah — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:46:27 +0000

LOL…it all comes down to commerce in the end, sugar! (no pun intended) xoxox

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:07:05 +0000

At some point in any marriage, there comes the time when either partner, regardless of genitalia, thinks:
I have married a complete asshole.
and
I just got royally buggered. And not in that good happy $5 hoochie way, either.

By: moi

moi — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:47:47 +0000

Let the gays marry and suddenly, neighborhoods in formerly crap ass condition begin to blossom with gentrification. Works for Moi.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:35:09 +0000

Somewhere, Jesus is feeding St. Peter grapes and laughing.

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:37:47 +0000

I don’t see any reason why heterosexuals should be the only ones who suffer.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:45:07 +0000

Aren’t gay men allowed to donate their sperm? Having a gay man’s baby could be the latest thing once Britney does it.

By: Abbadon

Abbadon — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:32:28 +0000

So this gay guy is rubbing Vaseline on his bald head. His boyfriend says, “What the fuck are you doing?”

Baldy says “I just read that Vaseline promotes hair growth”.

“That’s bullshit” says the BF (BOY FRIEND, get your mind out of the gutter!)

“How do YOU know it’s BS?” asks Baldy.

“Well, think about it.” says the BF. “If that were true we’d have ponytails growing out of our assholes!”

By: walker

walker — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:21:30 +0000

I just think all it will do is help bring the divorce rate up higher.
Number one reason for getting a divorce would be that the partner was a pain in the ass

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:34:05 +0000

Hmmm… so if gays are getting married, doesn’t that mean they’ll actually be getting less sex? i’m selling my Vaseline. the stock, that is… not sure there’s a market on eBay for half-used tubs of the original Love-goo.