CCTV.
I bought a new T.V. the other day and I can’t get it to stop giving me the closed captioning. Now not only do I have to listen to the crap my old man watches, I have to read it too. I find that the words on the screen are incredibly distracting. The only time I don’t have text on the screen is during the commercials. I find that rather disappointing. It has been my experience that the commercials are often more entertaining than the shows that the networks run. Like the Lavitra commercial. You know, where they discuss how small a mans penis is, or how he has a soft pecker all the time. I used to think the Summers Eve commercials were low. “Mom, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?”. Pfffft. <—(PUSSY FART) I’m much more entertained by the erectile dysfunction disorder pill pushing commercials.
Gorilla Bananas on July 4th, 2008
I’ve never heard a pussy fart on TV. I think it could persuade me to buy almost anything.
kyknoord on July 4th, 2008
I miss my television.
daisyfae on July 4th, 2008
blame the dog. ALWAYS blame the dog….
Queen of Clean on July 5th, 2008
My deafasapost father stayed with us last week….he fucked the tv up and I can’t get the subtitles off!!!
We call them fanny farts
beaverboosh on July 5th, 2008
I’ve always wondered what the sound of Pfffft was!
gullybogan on July 6th, 2008
I watch foreign films a lot. Sometimes i wish i spoke a foreign language so that i could ignore the subtitles cos they’re annoying and distracting, except that then the subtitles would be even more annoying and distracting, cos i’d be second-guessing them all the time.
K9 on July 6th, 2008
i think it’s called “queef”
and on your remote? find display button and then under options turn off CC.