Yesterday as I fed my pet whale Jimmy, I noticed he had outgrown the champagne glass I had been keeping him in. So, I went to a store that sold fish supplies. I asked the clerk if he had a fairly large fish bowl. He showed me an assortment of Beta bowls. I told him that they were just a little too small. Then he showed me a few goldfish bowls. They were a little better, but somehow still inadequate. I suggested he show me some of his aquariums. He sold me a ten gallon tank complete with colored gravel and a little castle for Jimmy to swim through. When I crammed my pet whale in his new tank, it was apparent that it was just a tad too small. Although he really enjoyed swimming through his castle. Still I had to return to the store to exchange his new tank. The clerk was happy to exchange the tank for a larger one. However, he was a little confused. He asked me what size bowl I had had my fish in to begin with. I explained that I had been keeping him in a champaign glass. That confused him. How could my pet fish be too big for a ten gallon tank if I had been keeping him in a champagne glass. As confused as he was, he never asked what kind of fish I had. He just sold me a fifty gallon tank for the difference in price and let it be. Even though it gave Jimmy a little more swim space, it still wasn’t quite big enough. Then I had good idea. I took Jimmy’s castle over to Mr. Johnsons jacuzzi, turned down the heater, and dropped Jimmy in. Now he is a happy whale, but I don’t think Mr. Johnson appreciates the company.