Comments on: Things I’ve Learned About Flocking Chickens.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:48:43 +0000

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was a chicken slipping and falling on an icy sidewalk.

By: blondefabulous

blondefabulous — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:19:41 +0000

FUCKING. HATE. CHICKENS.

My bastard neighbor has a free roaming flock of chickens that crow starting at 4:30am. I will frickasee those fuckers eventually!

Maybe if I make a scarecrow in Col. Sanders’ image…..

By: gullybogan

gullybogan — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:58:48 +0000

Chickens actually have a very active inner life. One day, they will develop a physiology that will allow them to type, and then chicken novels will replace post-colonialism as the serious literary genre du jour.

This will cause great problems with regard to what to call this new genre, as ‘chicklit’ is already taken.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:28:42 +0000

“…ovulating all the time, they eat everything, they crap constantly, and they are dumb enough to let farmers fuck them…”

So, in a nutshell, a chicken is like a farmer’s wife.

Good to know.

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:37:39 +0000

So I guess the “F” in KFC doesn’t mean “fried”, does it?

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:10:06 +0000

Farmers fuck them? What’s wrong with cows?

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:57:27 +0000

I consider this a fine Saturday night at home alone since I learned all the fun facts you shared about this feathered creature. Seriously, thanks for sharing!

By: beaverboosh

beaverboosh — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:45:16 +0000

Love the recent piece about farmer’s wives! Gee, they seem to have a lot in common with chickens.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:19:51 +0000

i thought the chicken crossed the road to proved to the damn possum that it was possible!

By: Woeful

Woeful — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:08:55 +0000

Fun for all ages!