True Story. About this time last year a waitress was fired from her job at a Pizza Hut. Apparently she was more then upset at her manager for doing this, so she went and shot him to death. The authorities new it had to have been an inside job because there was a huge slice of pizza in the deceased mouth. The only other evidence was a meat lovers pizza with one missing slice, a body, and a fuzzy picture of dough being tossed over the camera. Of course there was some debate amongst the investigating officers as to whether or not it was the bullet or the pizza that killed him. Did he choke on the pizza and fall on a stray bullet? Was he attempting to clear his clogged arteries with his hand gun? And if so, where was the weapon? After a full week the only thing they could agree on was what a waste of perfectly good pizza, and they needed to renew their car insurance. It almost looked like it was going to be a cold pizza case. Then they had a break in the case. It was overlooked at first. However after a closer examination of the crime scene it occurred to them that there had been witnesses. Although they had been murdered too, the killer left her foot prints on the cursory victims. Who would have thought that the very cockroaches the customers complained about finding under their pepperoni would have been the kingpin of the investigation. However, the prosecution had a hard time convicting the upset waitress, because every time he held the evidence up to the jury he would get sprayed with Raid and the women would scream and run. The moral of the story is: If you are going to kill your boss at work, make sure the health inspector has made him remove the vermin from the area you intend to use. Like I said, this is a true story.