We have decided to have a hurricane sale. Everything must go. It will go bad in the coolers if we don’t get rid of it. I am selling everything that will go bad for twice the menu price. How can I do that, you wonder. Easy. I simply used the word sale, and no one questioned it. Oh sure, I had a few people wonder what the original price was, but I just pulled a figure out of my ass that was significantly higher than what I was charging them. The dumb bastards went away smiling, because they thought they were getting a good deal. Morons. Of course, I didn’t tell the boss. I just pocketed the extra money. I think I will do this every time I need a little extra beer money. Hurricanes offer wonderful opportunities. Now I know that sales are supposed to be good things with low prices, but I like my way better. Anyone can find a good sale online, or on the weekend in someones yard. However, how many of those sales make a four hundred percent profit. There are deals at the car lot, deals at the mall. You can even buy some nice things like wallets,jewelry, and guns in a back alley somewhere, but nobody can sell you a bill of goods like I can.