Jesus Crist.
Governor Crist just came on the TV and told us that we are all gonna die if we go outside of our house. He said there will be down powerlines and we will fry like a death row inmate. He said we shouldn’t be driving either because we are likely to mistake a canal for a road. Do they have a special place that will give a car insurance online quote for stupid people? Is so, could someone give this information to Governor Crist? Also, Crist said that it will get a little windy. I believe this because he is always flapping his gums and expelling liberally his conservative hot air. The end.
USA_Admiral on August 18th, 2008
If it were not for stupid people most of us would be out of business. There would be a lot less fewer politician.
Gorilla Bananas on August 18th, 2008
There must be something you can tie yourself to if you go outside. That Big Wind could give a woman an orgasm.
daisyfae on August 18th, 2008
send your customers outside - tell them there are free desserts in the parking lot AFTER they pay their bill… what’s a few less tourists?
LBB on August 20th, 2008
I’ll take a dozen jars of the stuff!