Still Roughing It.
Living in a tent and liking to read, It becomes evident how important the proper lighting is. I find that reading by the feeble light from a flickering candle becomes torturous. This must have been the reason for the invention of eye glasses. Then I tried to read by the glow of an oil lamp. Sure the light was better and more constant, but I was overcome by fumes and began to feel sick. It could be the reading material, but I’m convinced it is the fumes. Then I moved on to the flashlight I had brought with me to find my poo bucket at night. However, by the third chapter I didn’t have enough light to see my book and had to wait until morning to take a dump. I think I will just move back home and ask my old man to give another chance. At least I can get some reading done and maybe some laundry. Damn my socks stink.
USA_Admiral on September 2nd, 2008
What in the heck were you reading?
He will let you back in.
Gorilla Bananas on September 2nd, 2008
You’ll have to blow him before he lets you inside again.
daisyfae on September 2nd, 2008
if he doesn’t take you back? you’ve at least got a poo bucket to fling at him…
moooooog35 on September 3rd, 2008
Oil lamp + poo = inferno.
Damn, woman…you’re lucky you didn’t start a wildfire.
beaverboosh on September 7th, 2008
Have you tried dilithium crystals? Poo bucket eh!