Cruise Control Please
I just saw another piece of crap news clip about Tom Cruise’s crusade for Scientology shit, he and other brain dead morons subscribe to. So let me get this straight. Scientology is the study of idiots that believe in the ramblings of a dead lunatic. I realize that that definition could apply to almost every religion. However, there is a difference. I think. Do they pray? You might ask? They must. Otherwise Tom Cruise wouldn’t have found Katy Holmes and convinced her that he wasn’t an ignorant fuck that couldn’t act in a street performance of the Ring master. I wish he’d pray for some acting ability. I remember watching him on Oprah and thinking this is a person that should be a Wal-Mart greeter. He was like Corky on Meth. I was looking through the T.V. guide the other day and it showed that they were still showing Risky Business. The only thing more repulsive than a young Tom Cruise, is a young Tom Cruise in underwear. The only thing worse than that was having to listen to him sing. He clearly is not only brain dead, he is tone deaf as well. I suppose the best we can hope for is that the Scientologists will admit that they are a cult and off themselves by drinking Kool-Aid. This would raise the cumulative I.Q. of the world by a hundred points. I would rather look for jobs in Philadelphia than watch one of his movies. I would rather tweeze my pubes with a blow torch and cool them with sulfuric acid than listen to him sing. Frankly, I am surprised the universe hasn’t regurgitated in another big bang just knowing that that no talent fucknut was born.
Woeful on September 20th, 2008
Would you like to buy a flower… Reverend Moon would like you.
Gorilla Bananas on September 21st, 2008
How come he and Nicole never had children? Do you think he had a problem cumming because he couldn’t see her face?
Reverend Thorn on September 22nd, 2008
I broke a door (glass and metal with my foot) and a window (with a fire extinguisher) at their former headquarters in Clearwater once.
The Clearwater Cops bought me lunch for doing so.
Grrrherhahahahhahaha!
True story.
daisyfae on September 23rd, 2008
only a matter of time before he runs for public office…