This year my girlfriend took five separate Vegas vacations. She came back with a new wardrobe and money to burn. I thought to myself, she must be doing good on the slots. As she was getting ready for yet another trip, I asked her what games she was playing to get so much money. She laughed and said, “I’m not playing any games.” Now I was truly confused. “If your not playing any games, what are you doing?” “I’m doing tricks” She said. I had to ask if she was using protection. She sort of giggled and said, “All of the appropriate safety measures are taken.” “So you use a rubber?” I asked. “No.” She replied. Now I was concerned. “Aren’t you worried about STDs?” I asked. She told me, “No.” Why the hell not?” “Because, you can’t get sick from magic.”