Today I saw a woman with what looked to be one of the most impressive herpie fields on earth. It looked like her face was being humped by pizza. I was convinced you could see this thing from three galaxies away. I thought to myself, she needs to stop eating cupcakes and candy and wash her face with something other than potato chip grease. I told her that I thought it was time that she looked into some acne treatments or only come out at night. Needless to say, she didn’t seem to appreciate my observation. Now, you may wonder why I would bother to say anything to her. Well, I’m bored. I have all this time off and no customers to brow beat, so I have to needle people on the street. This woman clearisilly needed a serious slap in the face with reality. Unfortunately, even Twinkies are afraid of that face. Mosquitos wouldn’t drink her blood for fear they would turn into a flying zit. I named her pussey pimpled Peggy.