After spending the night in the bus station selling high quality crack watches it occurred to me that the bus station could use some Austin Air air purifiers. Then I got to thinking. I could use one in the bathroom after my old man takes a huge dump. Perhaps in the kid’s closet where he insists on putting his dirty socks for later use. Come to think of it, my garage needs one as well. Seeing as how that is where I keep the cat box and I have never changed the kitty litter, or removed the cat after it died three weeks ago. Well it didn’t just die. I chased it down and bashed it’s little head in because it kept shitting even though it’s litter box was full. I should probably get one for my cousin Larry’s house. He is a manure harvester. He spends all day collecting crap from every barnyard animal in a hundred mile radius, and never takes off his shoes when he gets home from work. Then he wonders why no women will move in with him. Come to think of it, they should get one giant one for New York city. If it works they might be able to sell one to L.A.. Perhaps the world could benefit from two or three in orbit.