Everything is on credit now a days. All the banks are too smart to just give me a credit card. A credit card is imagimoney. It never existed except in the pockets of the financial institutions CEOs. I decided that I should try to obtain one of the Bank of America credit cards. You have never heard people laugh so hard in your life. I left the bank some what confused. I thought that they were supposed to give credit and loans to people that could never afford to pay them back. So it causes a stock market crash world wide. That only effects the rich people. I have never had a pot to piss in anyway. They might have to give up a house or two and get a back rub from their wife for change instead of the ten thousand dollar spa and hooker service they are used to. They may even have to give up one of their corporate credit cards. Still it’s not like their kids have to give up drinking milk and eating breakfast like my young un’. He is so used to chasing bugs around in the back yard so that he can have a little protein in his diet that I doubt he’ll notice we can’t afford to give him a birthday cake this year. Maybe next year we will get a real man for a president and a congress that has a set of balls to set the economy strait so even I can live the American dream of owing everyone and not caring.
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on October 10th, 2008 at 6:21 am
imagimoney rocks! the sad part is that if you need it, you can’t get it… that’s why it’s good to get lots of credit cards when you don’t need them… and forget where you put them.
on October 10th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
I get credit card offers all the time and normally don’t even read them. In fact it irks me that they are putting so much of my info in one place as to expose me to identity that theft. However, I received an offer a few days ago I couldn’t refuse… 7.99% fixed!