It’s that time of year again. You know, where you can dress up like a total freak and knock on strangers doors asking them for something sweet to eat for free. Sometimes I get lucky and an old douche bag gives me a quarter. When I’m all done I usually go home and regift all the crap candy to the begging brats that hit me up. But not this year. This year is going to be different. I’m going to go through the tack shed and find all the oldhorse supplies and moldy rolled oats I can, and that’s what I am going to give out instead of crappy candy. I think I will make little puddles of acid on the walkway up to the house. Not only will it create an ominous fog, it will eat away at the brat’s shoes. I think it is better than the conventional razor blade in a candy apple. Besides that has been done to death.