After two months off I went back to work today. It was an involuntary two months off, but hey, that suspension was the best vacation I’ve had in years. Anyway, I grew a zit like 2 minutes after I walked in the door. I couldn’t concentrate on serving anyone with an extra head hanging off my chin. So I declared WWIII on my face. I found some 2 year old blackhead treatment under the seat of my truck. It was so hot it burnt my face. My zit had a picket fence around it then. I put some alcohol on it but that only started a party in my mouth. Which is never good. Then I ended up dipping my face into the dishwater. I knew it was dirty dishwater but it had that fancy anti-bacterial sanitizing blue stuff in it. It looked all mediciney and stuff. That didn’t work. Nothing worked. That is until some jerk walked into our breakfast joint and ordered a slice of pizza. Thank goodness because I was healed after I played a long painful game of “Pop-It” on his bread. Ahhh I’m glad to be back.
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on October 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
You’re working at a breakfast-only joint? If so, when are you doing your heavy drinking? Enquiring minds…
P.S. Have you been taking steroids?