The best thing about online sex is you don’t have to take your monitor out on a date, unless of course you are one of those cheap skates that uses cyber cafes or libraries to get on the net. If you are one of those, then yes, you’ll have to hook up at Starbucks or something. Just try to get into a booth that way you are more hidden when you are spooning your laptop. If someone asks why you are licking the monitor, just tell them you are searching for dessert recipes.
Another bonus to doing the virtual dirty is you don’t have to wear protection. You can go crazy with your internal fluid units all you want. With this kind of liberty you can get real kinky. Go ahead and challenge yourself to see if you can write your name on the monitor. Just try to make sure that all the disc drives and usb ports stay semi dry. You can use those open holes for other fun things.

Onto some online sex basics. Once you learn what you can or cannot get wet, the habit gets easier. Like the “enter” key, which is the most important key because it is like saying “yes” to everything. Try to avoid drowning this key. Keep all the jellies and juices as far away from it as possible. Don’t even kiss it.
Another thing is you have to be more gentler then normal with certain things. Like the monitor. Try not to spank the monitor because it will hurt you more and can leave marks.
You can’t get some things too hot either. Especially the speakers. If they get too hot they will quit working. Your internet won’t be able to communicate with you then. Try to use ear phones instead. You can do some fun things with those speaker wires I tell ya.
The most important thing is to keep your modems and routers at a distance. You don’t want to be in the middle of an act and accidentally kick your darling connection through a window. This will only upset the internet and is sure to be a turn off. Getting it turned back on is a lot of frustration. You might even have to talk to a third party to coax it back. Which can be down right fun, but that’s a whole new instructional.