Well it must be that time of year again. I don’t mean the holidays. I mean tourist season. Everywhere I turn I am blinded by the flash from these peoples damned digital cameras. Is it truly necessary to take a picture of every McDonalds you fucuking eat at while you’re on vacation? These idiots stop at the top of the bridges to take pictures of the how the blue water magically matches the blue sky as if it were something unexplainable. I even get blinded by the bastards flashes as they take pictures of oncoming traffic as if to prove they were on the road in paradise and someone else witnessed it. I wish they would stay at home and just send me their money. How hard could that be really?