I don’t get it, New yorkers are so fricking loud and obnoxious. Especially at the table. It’s like they all have hearing problems and have to speak like that weird midget dude from the Wizard of Oz. The only thing worse than a group New yorkers at the table are New Yorkers moving next door. Yesterday a moving truck pulled in the driveway next door at eleven fifty-nine and fifty-nine seconds. They promptly began banging and clunking. Yelling and shouting and just being a general annoyance. So I went out and let my Rottwieler at them. Now they were screaming in terror as the dog was barking. As a result they didn’t get moved in until seven thirty the next night.

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