I got a new pet the other day. It was a reject gift from a customer that was none too sad about giving a puppy to me. Well I think it’s a puppy. Anyway, whatever it is it’s really small. When I brought it home it tripped over a flea. Then it laid down under the Christmas tree. My son promptly hung it up like it was a fallen ornament. It was really tired so we all got together and made it a soft bed out of our belly button lint. My old man was clipping his toe nails and one of the clippings pinned it to the floor. Anyway, we had to name it but we didn’t know if it was a boy or a girl so that’s when we decided to pin it to a petri dish and have look through the binoculars.

It’s a girl!!! I know she’s a Mexican dog because she’s small, brown, and keeps trying to sneak over my border collie. We named her Juanita Maria Anita Rosa Lopez Conseco.

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