I got an early Christmas present today from the bossman. It’s not a bird. It’s not a plane. It’s an iPhone. Even Chuck Norris doesn’t have the powers this cool gadget has. My new toy puts the Krypt in Ite. This is the most functional bundle I’ve ever fingered. It even does my laundry. I don’t know how I’ve been living without it all this time. Not having it would be like living without kitchen faucets or air conditioning. Which is impossible. It’s replaced so many things in my life already too. My boyfriend, my porn collection, my ipods, and the teddy bear I used to sleep with. Anyway, I love this toy more then I love myself. Which is saying a lot. Because I love myself all the time.
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on December 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Nice!
on December 7th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
does it come with attachments? can it vaporize boneheads?
on December 8th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
….. one of these days I’m going to have to break down and buy one of those things……
on December 11th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Oooo…… me likee!