Playing Dressup.

December 13th, 2008 Upset Waitress | 3 Comments »

I am going to rave about my iphone again! I have turned this bad girl into a wireless router and am using it as my official internet connection too. My whole house is now under its control. It’s like the swiss army tool of technology. It’s just too cool. I even dress it up everyday. Yesterday I went to a funeral so it wore a black veil. Today I went to the beach so I stuck a thong bikini on it. Tomorrow I’m going to the bar so I made the cutest mini skirt and sheer blouse to put on it. I think I am going to make my own line of i-clothes. If I do it right I can steal a couple of my neighbors cats and make a few fur coats. I know it truly enjoys the pink leather hot pants I made for it. Sure, not a lot of people think about putting garments on their phone, but that’s just because they don’t have an imagination. If they would dress up their phone they might not get as many dropped calls. I know my phone hasn’t dropped a call since I started dressing it up, and it even seems to have a more cheerful ring.

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  1. daisyfae said,

    on December 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am

    is it really a girl phone, or have you just created the first iTranny?

  2. moooooog35 said,

    on December 15th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I know of what you speak.

    My iPod is a dirty, dirty little whore.

    Um.

    Perhaps I’ve said too much.

  3. gullybogan said,

    on December 18th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Yes, in that mini skirt we can see its cheerful ring.

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