I’ve been doing a lot of gardening as a source of therapy these days. It really sucks because all these yummy looking bugs have suddenly come my way. On one of my flowery plants there are these juicy juice looking thingies. They look like living Starburst candy to me. Anyway I haven’t tried them personally but I saved them for yesterdays buffet. I stuck them in the fruits and nut pile and noticed people seemed to really gravitate toward them. I decided I would give them a taste. I popped one in my mouth and was turned off. It was O.K. but it needed hot sauce. That didn’t work so I showered another one in ranch white trash style. It still tasted like dirt. Then I ate one drizzled in chocolate sauce. It wasn’t too bad. Apparently the bugs are hallucinogenic, so I decided to have another. However, I was out of chocolate sauce, so I had to eat it with a handful of Xanax. I woke up six hours later naked and hanging by my toes from the seven mile bridge singing I am Henry the eight I am. I couldn’t wait to get home to my garden for some more bugs. Now I am an insect junkie. I just sit in my garden eating bugs and listening to the song White Rabbit. Ahhh. The good life.
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on January 6th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
next thing you’ll be licking toads – which is the junkie approach to kissing frogs!
on January 7th, 2009 at 3:04 am
Baby, you’re an honorary female gorilla!
on January 9th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Glad to hear to hear you are getting some organic gear in your daily supplement!