The new girl worked her first day at the hole of hell. It was fun for me. Wait, wait, just wait, here it comes. She fits!!! Literally, she fits into this place that practically only an anorexic stick on diet pills can work. She was like a little piece of rice with arms and legs. It was all I could do to keep the cook from putting her in a burrito with beans. She is so skinny I didn’t have to open the door for her. She just slid through the crack. It was cute. Anyway I hardly even noticed her. She kept hiding behind a toothpick. That is until there was a line of people outside the bathroom, and she yelled because someone thought she was the handle to the plunger. She promptly pointed out that she was much better dressed than the plunger. She spilled soup on some customers and totally ruined their white shirts and flowerdy dresses. So I grabbed the mop we use to clean the overflow from the portapotties with and began to swab them up and down and all around. Anyway that didn’t even come close to cleaning these people off. That is when I decided she should hose them down. I shook scouring powder all over them while she hosed them and scrubbed them with a grill brick. You know, those bastards didn’t even leave a tip. Disgusted I Finally had it and pulled out my bottle of vodka, had a couple or five sips and started dumping what was left of the soup on the party next to the one that had just stormed out. We cleaned them the same way. We told them if they didn’t leave us a tip we would clean their car next. They left us a nice tip as they shivered to the parking lot. We had our ten shift drinks, set the cook on fire and called it a day. I love working with her. She’s so fun!
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on January 6th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Hopefully she didn’t impose a dress code or ask if they had reservations
Just don’t have too much fun, or your boss will charge you to work there.
on January 6th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
double your pleaseure, double your fun… and double your life insurance if you’re gonna eat there!
on January 7th, 2009 at 7:24 am
Day 2 about to begin
on January 7th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
y’all are gonna make history down there, sugar!
xoxox
on February 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
im mean just like yall im mixed brown blondish hair hazel eyes and left handed