I saw on the news today an army of portable shitters lined up to engage war against all the onlookers asses attending the inauguration. I say that’s a bunch of shit. 1.5 to 3 million people are expected to be there and only 5000 shitters are in place? They will be full of shit in no time like. That’s not fair to our ass pipes. We need to shit up everything, so how in the hell is 5000 crappers going to handle all that ass goop? While it is inconvenient to have so few accommodations for so many, it does mildly state the obvious. Nothing can handle all of the shit in D.C.. However, it is a turd herders dream. Never has an event put so many turd wranglers in business. This would be Joe the plumbers time to shine. I think if they took a count of all mookie stinks plopped in the port-a-lets they find that the republican party would have a million new members after the inaugural speech. I am convinced that would have been more port-a-potties but half the country is still shitting itself over having a blackish man as their commander and chief. The KKK filled sixty-five thousand port-a-lets and soiled two million sheets in Mississippi alone. Then of course there were the Christians. They must have filled every pew with poo three times, and the Jews are all crapping dreidels thinking that the Muslims have invaded. They seemed to relax a little when they realized they still owned Hollywood. Strom Thurman even rolled over and shit twice in his grave, and was quoted as having said, “At least I didn’t live long enough to see it happen”. Poor Hillary has been crapping her granny panties since the Democratic convention. I think that Obama is going to be a wonderful president, and if any one tries to assassinate him he is already camouflaged. All he would need to do is hide in the turd gallery, also known as congress. Well all this talk about shit is making me hungry, so I’m going to eat a Tootsie roll and drink another margarita.
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on January 18th, 2009 at 9:06 am
It astounds me just as Times Square on New Year’s Eve always does… All the humanity!