I guess Ted Kennedy’s piñata of a head is only going to get even larger with that tumor growing up in there. You guessed it, sympathy wasn’t my gut reaction when I heard about the rock formation in his brain. All I could think about was, what really happened to what’s her name. I’m not old enough to know her name and my old man is so old he forgot. The red faced fat dork was drooling on a piece of Melba toast while staring at Kerry’s butt when he had a seizure. It was like Pop-rocks went off in his big ole head or something. I think he was just upset that he wasn’t getting any attention. Of course, the oldest man in the Senate could let him get away with stealing the lime light. He collapsed within moments after Kennedy. Either they were feeling left out or they simply couldn’t listen to Obama give the same speech he has been giving since he was running for the Democratic nomination retooled. Anyway, the most annoying thing about the inauguration process is that it was on every TV. channel I turned on to avoid watching it. I think I am going to complain to my neighbor about the cable I am stealing from him. He is going to have to upgrade and get more channels or I’m going to make him ride with Teddy after a drinking binge. I did hear about the moving companies that were hired to move Obama in and drag George Bush out kicking and screaming. I also heard a little bit about the private conversation between Obama and Bush. It went something like this:
Bush: “Mine!”
Obama: “No mine!”
Bush: “Mine!”
Obama: “George get out!”
Bush: “Kiss my ass. I’m the decider, and I’ve decided to stay!”
Obama: “I am going to call secret service and have you removed.”
Bush: “Oh yeah. Well I’m going to call Stanley Steamer and tell them there is a black stain in the oval office and have you removed.”
Obama: “That does it. I’m going to kick your dumb cracker ass.”
I love TMZ. they always have the most in depth coverage of the most trivial crap.
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on January 22nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Mary Jo Kopenche? Obama’s the best dancer to be president of the United States since Millard Fillmore.
on January 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
So what your saying is he should be on dancing with the stars.