I’m trying to hate my new job and new boss. It’s been a challenge though. I’m just looking for things to hate at this point. Like last night I went off on a drunk for tipping me in one dollar bills. I promptly pointed out all of the exit signs to him and said, “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!” I fucking hate cashing that shit in. Then I had to go out to my truck to get my cigarettes and some fucker held the door open for me. I yelled at him for insinuating that I wasn’t capable of doing it for myself. Then on my way home, while I was at a red light, a bum sprayed what appeared to be diluted urine on my windshield and smeared it around with his booger encrusted sleeve. He then held out his hand asking for money. I tried to run him over. I hate people who beg. When I got home my dog bounced all over the place then brought my slippers, the T.V. Guide, and a beer. I kicked over the fence. I hate a suck up. When my neighbor brought her back and told me he found her in his yard so he gave her a bowl of food and some water, I told him right off. I hate nosy neighbors.
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on March 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
What? You didn’t ram the drivers on the way home for letting you cut in front of them? You’re getting soft lady.
on March 11th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
You’ve got a lot of negativity, woman. You badly need someone to go down on you.