Ass Load Of Tricks.

July 6th, 2009 Upset Waitress | 1 Comment »

Look at Jaunita all grown up. She’s five pounds and three ounces. I should stop feeding her fat ass. From puppy to bitch I’ve taught her tons of tricks. She sits, lays, rolls over, speaks, fetches, and shits outside. She’s learned some tricks on her own too. Like when she’s on the carpet she uses all her strength and skill to sit on her ass, lift her hind legs, and scoot her butthole across it. Then she sniffs it for good measure. I’ve noticed she prefers to do this trick on white carpet, however she’ll grind one out on all types of surfaces. Including my boyfriends hairy back.

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  1. Connie said,

    on July 6th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    She is so cute!

    Have the vet check her anal glands. That is usually what causes “drop bottom”.

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