Once again I didn’t win the lottery. Which pisses me off because I know some old cadaver will win! It’s my dream to win though. It would change my entire life around if I were to win. I can see it now. I would go up to get my giant check, secure it in a U-Haul, and return home to make a deposit. When I get home, I will have to make my bank remodel their pneumatic tube system so my big fat check will fit. After that I will go get my son from school and tell his teacher he won’t be returning because we are rich now and he don’t have to be smart no more. Then I would have a large cookout and an indoor fireworks display. After the fire department leaves and I post bail I’m doing it all over again. I am currently calculating the number of beers I can purchase with the jackpot. Oh sure I should probably spend it on something worth while, but I won’t. That wouldn’t be fun. I think I would solve illegal immigration from Mexico though by hiring every Mexican to paint Canada in paisley, then hitch a ride to the space station and take a picture of it. Maybe I’ll have them paint a smiley face on the moon. It will take them all to get it done because they won’t last long when they take off there space suits to get into their paint suits. I hope I win soon. So much to do, so little time.
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on August 14th, 2009 at 8:28 am
My thoughts exactly……well not about BLOWING it all. I don’t want to have to go back to work next week cause I pissed it all away this week. I would have a hell of a good time even though my best friend and I have agreed to split it should either of us win. We would too.
on August 14th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
damn, thanks for this! i still have time to buy a ticket for today’s 148 million usd. xoxoxo