Woohoo it’s Halloween. I love Halloween! Mainly because I get to dress up, get drunk, and legitimately act like a complete ass at other peoples houses. Oh and I love candy! My secret is to find a neighborhood that’s in the vicinity of a bar. This year I’ve decided to skip all of the houses and just trick or treat the bars. The only real problem with that is; by the end of the night I wind up yelling something stupid like “shnicker teet” or if I’m super wasted I yell out “lick your meat”. This can cause a problem or two. When that happens my kid starts whining that he wants to go so he can sober up. He’s such a light weight. Every year I have to listen to him cry about his hangover. “My tummy hurts.” “I have a headache.” I wish he would learn to hold his liquor. This year he is driving all night. I don’t care how drunk he gets. If he gets pulled over again I am going to put in that box of spiders for a week this time. At least my old man isn’t going to scare the kids this Halloween. He’s going to finally wear a mask. He should be happy to stay at home and hand out candy to all the ungrateful brats in our neighborhood. I got him a big bag of Halloweed and his own bag of candy. I said it before and I’ll say it again; woohoo! I love Halloween!
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on October 27th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
best holiday of the year. it doesn’t involve my family. halloween, columbus day, veteran’s day… hell-fuckin’-yeah… and halloween is the best because it’s got candy!
on October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
and beer!
on November 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I get dressed up, get drunk, and legitimately act like a complete ass at other peoples houses most weeks of they year. x p.s. like the new zen look!