My duty as a baker has seen the light. The bakery owner fired me for a few mistakes I made. For instance, yesterday someone ordered a cake that was supposed to say “Congratulations Fay” and I’m pretty sure that’s what I wrote, however the customer claimed it said “Congratulations Fag”. My boss confronted me about it but I’m equipped with many defenses for any situation. I told her it’s not my fault the letter “G” and “Y” are right next to each other on the keyboard. Then I protested to her, “Why isn’t this bakery equipped with spell check?”. With each excuse I got a head tilt from her. If she had big floppy ears one of them would be raised to reflect the confusion in her eyes. Apparently I offered up one too many excuses because she got a very stern look and pointed to the door. “GET OUT!” she yelled. “You are clearly not suited to this kind of work.” I agreed and went home. I start my job at a greeting kard company next week. They have a spell Czech. He is an exchange student.
on November 25th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Wow… Like this website is too kewwwwl! Although I think it would be extra nice in PINK; just sayin’…