To the person that landed on my site using the search term waitress tube, please come back. I believe I have what you were looking for now. It took me two measly seconds all night to figure out that waitress tube is slang for Porn videos of Hooters girls. Well I have nothing like that on here so maybe you meant waitress lube? I have plenty of that here but you didn’t even land on those posts. Then I thought maybe you meant to type in waitress cube? But the only cube I’ve ever mentioned was a sugar cube and you didn’t hit that post either. So after a twelve pack it hit me, you meant waitress pube! I can’t imagine why, but I am first on Google when waitress pube is queried. Snicker snicker. Bahahahwahaha. Anyway, as per your….hold on, blaahahahawahaha snort snort bwahahabalawahbwa….. as per your query that you didn’t really query, here is my collection of waitress pubes.
How would some one aquire such an outstanding collection of pubic hair, you might wonder. Well, I’ll tell you. Mine comes from the finest of crotch cricket habitats. Imagine, if you will, taking a leisurely stroll through a forest of well groomed trees of hair. A gentle warm breeze with the light scent of tuna wafting through the split ends. All of a sudden the dim light turns to an overwhelming illumination that tortures the eyes. Then a hush falls over the forest. 
A stampeed of free range crotch crickets come bounding over your head. Then a quick swoosh and a silver glint levels the trees of the pubic park to nothing but stumps. You then have to race through stubble to a well known black hole called your anus. Then the rest of your life stinks, as I display the finest pubic collection on Earth. If you plan on a collection of your own, just remember, it’s quality not quantity that matters.
Let it be known that these pubes didn’t just come from my snatch, they are also an accumulation of my boyfriends as well. You will notice that I have an abundance of pubic hairs. That’s because I haven’t waitressed much this year.
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