I ran into a blog that took me to another blog that ran me into the wall. Well really I stumbled into the wall. Actually I didn’t stumble into the wall, I tripped over it. Ahh fuck it who are you am we I kidding here, I use the wall like a blind person would use a cane every walking moment. And yes, I see rehab in my future again. Anyway, fuckity fuck I found the cutest site today. By cute I mean “corn in my poop” cute. 
People Of Wal-Mart is a site that was created very recently by a few douchebags that are bored or high enough to take pics of Wal-Mart shoppers and they post the ugly ass .jpeg’s online. The People Of Wal-Mart site owners have the easiest job on the planet since ninety percent of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart. 
I’m just jealous I didn’t come up with this idea first! Being stuck on an island all of my pathetic life, I’ve never had the pleasure of visiting this so called Wal-Mart. I did some intense research and according to a South Park episode I watched, Wal-Mart is a gigantical place with prices so low that any business within a thirty kilometer radius will be closed and everyone in town will work there in a matter of days. They sell absolutely everything! Except a double headed dildo. (That will be next years roll back item.) They do, however, sell all the stuff to make a double headed dildo! But I’m sure it’s cheaper to get one already assembled from China with a nuclear core and lead paint to hold in the radiation during shipping. They make wonderful gifts for the teenager in your life. Whatever, I want to get off the islands and go visit this magical place. I want to take pics of all the hillbillies and rednecks that are buying tires and lingere for their sisters! Incidentally, they are in the same isle for the convenience of those people that are running late for the NASCAR race. I can order a cheese booger while I’m at it. They are in the same isle as the feminine hygene products. Both new and used. You can buy the guns and ammo so when you want to go on a drunken killing spree you have everything you need. Including victims. Now that’s convenient. The only thing that would make Wal-Mart better for this cuntree would be if they bought American made. Pinko commies.
Clean Up On Aisle 367,293
December 18th, 2009 Upset Waitress |
5 Comments »
on December 18th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Hey, UW! Long time no talk. I used to have KOTGd. Saw you posting at PoWM. I’m posting as “Eat Me”.
Merry Christmas!
on December 18th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
i love the people of wal mart. well, not the people, but the website. still waiting for the first family member to show up. i should take my niece out and snap a pic and submit it…
on December 19th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Hey Eat Me….. I went over to your side of the net. So cool wal-mart brought us back together!
daisyfae I didn’t think your family members could get out of their trailers? You know, not being able to fit through the door and all. =)
on December 20th, 2009 at 7:32 am
I keep hopin’ my loungewear pajama bottom wearin’ ‘em out tha house ass don’t show up there.
PussDaddy
on December 24th, 2009 at 2:45 am
The “corn in my poop” ajdective. Awesome.
The People of Walmart makes me scared to go to any of them. But in my fancy town, all we have is Target. A notch above Walmart, but still the same idea.