Ok I’m a bad blogger. Like a severe case of herpes, I am back though. My sudden absence was because I stupidly took on another job and simply didn’t have time for anything. Luckily I got fired from my other job and I’m now down to just one. I’ve been trying to get fired from that job too but I don’t think it will happen. My boss is more fucked up then me and so is the staff. Last night the manager showed up in mix-matched socks and his shirt on backwards. Which must have been awkward considering it was his ex-wife’s frilly, double breasted blouse. I spent half the night trying to figure out how the hell he buttoned the damn thing. I did notice that his purse matched one of his shoes nicely. Even though the purse matched the red crocodile stiletto it was a little odd looking with the black and white saddle shoe. Then the managers boss showed up. Ironically, wearing the other half of the managers ensemble. That black patent leather purse popped against the sequinsed skirt and Metalica T-shirt. It’s no wonder I can’t get fired. These people make my fucked up look like sober. I just hope I will have more chances to tell you all about it.
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on February 17th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
as always, glad you’re here! i surround myself with people who are much more fucked up than i am… a strategy that has served me well and landed a few promotions. queen turd of shit mountain!
on February 17th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Are you still a waitress?
on February 17th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I think this post is a clever disquise of your hatred of saddle shoes.
on February 17th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
So….you’re working at a drag bar????
Welcome, back, babe!